Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Suggestive Cards

You're enjoying a quiet drink in a cantina when gunshots erupt. (Not sure who fired first - it's all so confusing.) Anyway, a confident-looking space pilot thrusts his business card into your hand and offers to get you off the planet.





Is that a bit suss, or is this one even worse?




Simon Haynes is the author of the Hal Spacejock and Hal Junior series (Amazon / Smashwords / other formats)

4 comments:

WordVixen said...

I like the first card best- but after that rich woman in book 3 the second card makes me laugh.

Simon Haynes said...

Aha, a connoser... coinoisew.. a fan!

WordVixen said...

*staring at above comment* So that's why I keep referring to you as Hal.

Simon Haynes said...

My editor introduced me as 'Hal' to the CEO of Fremantle Press yesterday. But that's okay, because the general manager is called Clive and I keep writing Clunk instead!