Interesting day

Things you don't expect to hear at archery #225, especially when you're at full draw:

"My daddy has a tattoo of a shark on his butt."


Injuries you have trouble explaining to a doctor, #188:

Whilst making weapons for a halloween fancy dress party, you're cutting vampire stakes on the drop saw when one catches the blade and flies off with enough force to impale you. Fortunately it slams into your belt buckle, ricochets around the double garage and ends up under the car.

Simon Haynes is the author of the Hal Spacejock and Hal Junior series (Amazon / Smashwords / other formats)