tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post115441440247524239..comments2023-06-01T19:03:42.636+08:00Comments on Simon Haynes: Let's have some funSimon Hayneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02660767551431793439noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1155304158710947202006-08-11T21:49:00.000+08:002006-08-11T21:49:00.000+08:00Hehehe - I'm not nearly clever enough, but I've th...Hehehe - I'm not nearly clever enough, but I've thoroughly enjoyed your post and comments.Kelly Curtishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13686089359143946708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1155234126669844422006-08-11T02:22:00.000+08:002006-08-11T02:22:00.000+08:001st, a somewhat punny title:Barbers and Hairsay2nd...1st, a somewhat punny title:<BR/>Barbers and Hairsay<BR/><BR/>2nd, a somewhat bunny title:<BR/>Rabbitholes and Haresay<BR/><BR/>3d, a somewhat pony title:<BR/>Foal Play<BR/><BR/>4th, a somewhat phony title:<BR/>In space, no one hears your callAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1155051997612670442006-08-08T23:46:00.000+08:002006-08-08T23:46:00.000+08:00To stay with the HS Goes Postal images.HS: Fed-hex...To stay with the HS Goes Postal images.<BR/><BR/>HS: Fed-hexed<BR/><BR/>Though they'll probably sue you for that. Well, bad publicity is publicity, too. ;)Gabriele Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17205770868139083575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1155049779439751462006-08-08T23:09:00.000+08:002006-08-08T23:09:00.000+08:00HS End Of SpaceHS End Of SpaceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1155046629729149402006-08-08T22:17:00.000+08:002006-08-08T22:17:00.000+08:00H.S.: Any port in a storm.H.S.: Any port in a storm.Polysemoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11861183979066890659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154952439210771412006-08-07T20:07:00.000+08:002006-08-07T20:07:00.000+08:00You want "Port" in it?check this:"HS: Stop or Top"...You want "Port" in it?<BR/>check this:<BR/><BR/>"HS: Stop or Top"<BR/><BR/>u see it?<BR/><BR/>Yours<BR/>Markus from FlorenceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154932747073504392006-08-07T14:39:00.000+08:002006-08-07T14:39:00.000+08:00When Hal meets girls his vocal chords turn to spag...When Hal meets girls his vocal chords turn to spaghetti. So, they end up saying <I>Goodbye</I><BR/><BR/>I like the Umpire Strikes Back - all kinds of gags about sticky wickets and third legs. Then again, there was that DNA book with Krikket which I couldn't finish... and Lucas would probably sue my arse off.<BR/><BR/>A few more:<BR/>HS: Turn of Speed<BR/>HS: Moonlight Gonada<BR/>HS: Pithing ContestSimon Hayneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02660767551431793439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154931781443929722006-08-07T14:23:00.000+08:002006-08-07T14:23:00.000+08:00It's probably obvious but maybe I should elaborate...It's probably obvious but maybe I should elaborate on the title Space Girls.<BR/>Hal meets five girls, named Hyper Space, Cyber Space, Chilly Space, Back Space and Empty Space.<BR/>They are <I>wannabe</I> pilots and Hal is not the right person to teach them how <I>to become one</I>. When they ask him, "<I>Who do you think you are ?</I>", Hal tells them he works for an interuniversal record company, and soon Hal finds out that you can lie <I>too much</I>...<BR/><BR/><BR/>And here are a few more title-suggestions.<BR/>HS: Halabaloo<BR/>HS: The winner takes it Hal<BR/>HS: Chip ShipmentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154899328989584072006-08-07T05:22:00.000+08:002006-08-07T05:22:00.000+08:00HS: The umpire strikes backHS: Space GirlsHS: Foll...HS: The umpire strikes back<BR/>HS: Space Girls<BR/>HS: Follow the yellow prick road (don't ask)<BR/>HS: Creature from the Black Hole<BR/><BR/>or simply<BR/>HS: Clunk clunk clunkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154878239031874832006-08-06T23:30:00.000+08:002006-08-06T23:30:00.000+08:00khaldun:zafri106@hotmail.com"Moondance""The custom...khaldun:<BR/>zafri106@hotmail.com<BR/><BR/>"Moondance"<BR/>"The customer is never right"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154877967366563272006-08-06T23:26:00.000+08:002006-08-06T23:26:00.000+08:00khaldun said:"Hal-leluliah"nuff saidkhaldun said:<BR/><BR/>"Hal-leluliah"<BR/>nuff saidAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154868122442821782006-08-06T20:42:00.000+08:002006-08-06T20:42:00.000+08:00HS: To Ports Unknownmarypaddocke@centurytel.netHS: To Ports Unknown<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>mary<BR/>paddocke@centurytel.netAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154853905046808652006-08-06T16:45:00.000+08:002006-08-06T16:45:00.000+08:00HS: Make Mine a Double - Double AwesomeHS: With A ...HS: Make Mine a Double - Double Awesome<BR/>HS: With A Side of SexyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154816678165808872006-08-06T06:24:00.000+08:002006-08-06T06:24:00.000+08:00HS: SpacedumpHS: SpacejunkHS: Spacecadets Unlimite...HS: Spacedump<BR/>HS: Spacejunk<BR/>HS: Spacecadets UnlimitedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154774668348472502006-08-05T18:44:00.000+08:002006-08-05T18:44:00.000+08:00there could be an attempt on a beautiful actresses...<I>there could be an attempt on a beautiful actresses life and Hal has to protect her</I><BR/><BR/>You haven't met Hal, have you? ;-)<BR/><BR/>He'd give all the assurances in the galaxy, then order Clunk to protect her.<BR/><BR/><I>Mintal Stimulation</I><BR/><BR/>And what if the copy-editor goes all the way through the book changing mintal to mental huh? huh? ;-)<BR/><BR/><I>HS Eats and Runs</I><BR/><BR/>Yes, he does. Usually on someone else's dime.<BR/><BR/><I>HS: Supernova Sunrise</I><BR/><BR/>That sounds like a euphemism for a truly voluminous spew.<BR/><BR/><I>HS: Shrinking Asteroids</I><BR/><BR/>Because Space is Cold!Simon Hayneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02660767551431793439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154655838505556242006-08-04T09:43:00.000+08:002006-08-04T09:43:00.000+08:00HS Eats and Runs: the Gastro-colic Reflex Strikes ...HS Eats and Runs: the Gastro-colic Reflex Strikes BackAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154596459987200352006-08-03T17:14:00.000+08:002006-08-03T17:14:00.000+08:00HS: My way or bugger off - the Spacejock guide to ...HS: My way or bugger off - the Spacejock guide to customer service.<BR/><BR/>HS: Lousy, late and lost - tales of an interstellar courier.Simon Hayneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02660767551431793439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154581056575666292006-08-03T12:57:00.000+08:002006-08-03T12:57:00.000+08:00'WD 40 Junkie''WD 40 Junkie'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154499772628717172006-08-02T14:22:00.000+08:002006-08-02T14:22:00.000+08:00I like some of the zany ideas so far. That last on...I like some of the zany ideas so far. That last one prompted another:<BR/><BR/>Hal Spacejock: Seasoned HackersSimon Hayneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02660767551431793439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154498193546280482006-08-02T13:56:00.000+08:002006-08-02T13:56:00.000+08:00Hi Simon.It's got to be "Cheese and crackers."This...Hi Simon.<BR/>It's got to be <BR/>"Cheese and crackers."<BR/>This happens before Port and definitely before the big bang.<BR/>Hope you like it.<BR/>VickiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154485787995074762006-08-02T10:29:00.000+08:002006-08-02T10:29:00.000+08:00Simon,some ideas taking on the food theme.Hal Spac...Simon,<BR/><BR/>some ideas taking on the food theme.<BR/><BR/>Hal Spacejock: Subspace Banquet<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Food for thought<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Stellar Smorgasborg<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Chew and Spew<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Regurgitated<BR/>Hal Spacejock: A bit on the side<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Midnight Snack<BR/>Hal Spacejock: On a binge<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Forced Diet<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Hold the Sauce (or Ketchup)<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Extra Serve<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Out to lunch<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Taking Orders<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Foot in mouth<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Space Cannibals<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Eat my Hat (or Helmet)<BR/>Hal Spacejock: Gravy Stains<BR/><BR/><BR/>Good to see there are plans for future HS.<BR/><BR/>Michael HAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154482818738417592006-08-02T09:40:00.000+08:002006-08-02T09:40:00.000+08:00HS: Free Lunch (with your Heinlein homage, natch)HS: Free Lunch (with your Heinlein homage, natch)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154472602690417862006-08-02T06:50:00.000+08:002006-08-02T06:50:00.000+08:00HS: Shrinking AsteroidsHS: Shrinking AsteroidsGreg Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828878138749002483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154466446460304662006-08-02T05:07:00.000+08:002006-08-02T05:07:00.000+08:00Hal Spacejock: Sub PortHal Spacejock: Sub PortAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10678422.post-1154463420912871122006-08-02T04:17:00.000+08:002006-08-02T04:17:00.000+08:00Port WhineMint MienAfter Dinner MintIs tThat a Bot...<I>Port Whine</I><BR/><I>Mint Mien</I><BR/><I>After Dinner Mint</I><BR/><I>Is tThat a Bottle of Port in Your Pocket or Are Aou Just Glad to See Me?</I> [I know, you can't use this one. ;-) ]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com